Recall Vote

Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen” Bowls like a Special Olympian Bows to the Chicom President Bows to the Emperor of Japan Bows to the Mayor of Tampa Bows to the Saudi King Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith” Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30) Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”?????? … Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare Sees Dead People Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying) Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston) Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent The Time has Changed for Come Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word Thinks Austrian is a Language Thinks Europe is a Country Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash Two Words to Define Campain 2012?